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younditalia.wordpress.com

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CRUELTY USED

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Based on the short story by Bohumil Hrabal

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"Baron Prasil"

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Saint Jude Thaddeus, son of a good woman!

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Intercede in heaven, and
when the meat packers

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they will bring us full packages
of blood and stinking sinews,

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causes their car to crash
on the guardrail and falls into the canal.

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And when the grocers there
they will carry empty dust bags,

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makes that their car
gets stuck between two trams,

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and do that to the drivers
come a heart attack, leprosy,

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and make all their tires blow out.

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What if they make it
to reach us,

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let their car be
wider than our entrance.

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All right? Amen!

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Shit job!

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Health and good things, good man!

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I have to unscrew this.

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And screw it back on the other side of the church.

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Damn, if there's a God to that
world must have nerves of steel.

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Who cares in heaven who
is he a doctor on earth, or an engineer?

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Listen Hanta, bring the
your cart here with us.

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I have some odds and ends
art for the boss.

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Safe!

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It will be fun!

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ATTENTION - HATCH HATCH
BASEMENT - Danger of falling

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Merry Christmas, and happy new year!

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He doesn't think he'll get to work
too soon, councilor?

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Well, I slept enough a
long. But, just one question...

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It happened that a car did
be pushed this far into the warehouse?

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Which car?

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Well, a carriage then.

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As far as I remember, no.

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I had a chat, you understand...

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Hanta, you still went to
shoot them big somewhere?

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How peaceful life could be here!

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But Hanta continues to shoot her
big, let's talk big...

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wherever I go.

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- This is the fourth.
- Right.

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He even told some friends

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which I almost poisoned myself with
of Green Paris [toxic dye]

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while I was painting a nude.

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How can a man sleep peacefully?

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Who is the scoundrel who
unloads his rubbish here?!

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Eh.. hello, Miss Marcela.

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Hello, Josefinka Manesova.

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Oil painting, on a golden frame.

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Hell, this would be amazing!

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Yep... the world is full of strange beauties.

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For these things life
it's never long enough.

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Boss, fill out that sheet for us
for the workers' council.

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And half the money for lunch.

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- Don't want lottery tickets?
- Give him one, so the car wins

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No, the director is
already driving around here.

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We have already divided the
greater rewards among us.

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So if you win something, it will be one
scarf, a knitted hem, or a book.

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And that's it!

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But for us, nothing!

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I always have that grave in Olsany.

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Comrades, I don't like football
when you win 6:0 or 5:1.

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There's no drama.

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What I like is when the
match ends 6:5, or 4:4.

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Simply put, when the team
best loses the game of his life,

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when he misses two penalty kicks,

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when it hits the crossbar
three times, twice the pole,

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and in the end loses due to an own goal.

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Now, that's the kind of drama for me!

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Point!

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What drama are you talking about?

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I must have done something wrong...

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It will be another one of those nights.

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HI!

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HI.

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- What's the matter, citizen?
- Lottery ticket.

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Sure, here's a ticket.

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A nice card...

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You will definitely win the car.

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What beautiful eyes
you have. They look like two swimming pools.

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Put it on the scale!

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Five kilos.

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A crown, or a lottery ticket?

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A crown? So little?

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You saw, five kilos.
One kilo, twenty heller.

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So 5 kilos, one crown. Or a ticket.

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But that's no ordinary paper.

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My suitors wrote them.
Those are love letters!

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You came to the wrong place, Grandma.

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This is a center of
collection, not an auction house.

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Even if Hemingway had written to you
or Churchill it would be the same thing.

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5 kilos of letters, a crown.

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"Eine krone"! Or a ticket.

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Then I'll take the package back,
but you would have done better to take it.

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My whole life is there.

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These are beautiful letters,
gentlemen, and some are even in verse.

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Go away, grandmother! A crown,
and not a heller more!

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Or a ticket! Or a ticket!

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Can I believe my eyes?

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- HI.
- Hello, Hedvicka!

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Enter!

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Those little legs!

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Thirty kilos?

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Who would say you can carry them?

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Hanta! 11:30, go down to the basement.

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Yes, yes.

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Boss, there's a goose here.

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Well, leave her alone, dammit!

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Why, it's a quarter to twelve!

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Oh yeah, the sacristan said to tell you

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that has something special for you.

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And that I should go with the cart.

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So what are you waiting for? I if
If I were you I would hurry up.

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Marenka!

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What is your goose doing here?!

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Here it is, the receipt for 30 kilos.

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And now we weigh Hedvicka.

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Please.

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46 kilos? So little?

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- Possible?
- Mhm.

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And now let's see if you can guess who
do we weigh? Bohousek, of course!

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That little hand... that little hand...

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- You weigh 165.30 kilos.
- What?

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Yes, 165.30!

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Lo and behold, found it!

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Now you weigh 95.

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It's impossible! You're watching
the needle at the wrong angle.

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A cashier from Dresden wrote them to me.

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He defrauded the bank for me.

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He got 20 years for this.
And would you have given me a crown?

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You really have to be shameless!

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Look, Hedvicka. From the right
read 5 kilos less,

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from the left 5 kilos more.

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You have to look straight ahead.

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There... I would like it
carve yourself with lemon wood.

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The Egyptian Canon.

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And here... a golden part.

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- You'll get a beating!
- But why?

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You know this pretty well!

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You won't believe it, but I was one
circus dancer. Cleo!

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My father was Indian,

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and every night in the kitchen we did
the number of the dagger with mom.

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I believe you! For the love of God,
I believe everything you say!

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Here are 5 crowns for
you, now get out of my way!

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Make sure he doesn't see you
more here, old witch!

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Yet, she was beautiful.

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You ugly brat!

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He brought the budget sheet
for which I spent two days!

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- Please, where did you put it?
- Allow me to laugh, dear Lady.

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It's here somewhere, between
seven tons of paper.

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- Look what you did? You see?!
- Marenka!

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Now you will look for it among
all this clutter!

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I still have that grave in Olsany.

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There's no paper there, either
lunatics, nothing! Ah, God!

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Search, I said! Don't make me angry!

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Come here, come on!

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The boss wants us to cut them?

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Yes, he wants it that way. He will bring them
home piece by piece.

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Why are you so down, buddy?

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Is it because of those license plates?

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Also, but what gives me the most
nerves are our parishioners.

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They steal flowers from the gardens,
they stand on the pulpit,

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and then they say, “If you were
was a true servant of God,

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"You would have changed the water
three times a day."

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- Do you understand, Hanta?
- Hey, it's an armchair!

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...cut the stems, add salt to the jars.

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120 vases, 50 jars,
from Helios canned meat,

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and I should change the water.

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Well, shall we put the saw on the neck?

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Go, your neck!

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Since you're so nervous,
why don't you get married?

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After all, she is beautiful
what when a man commits.

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When you wake up your little wife at night
and you tell her with tears in your eyes:

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"Darling, now I know who I married!"

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and make the locker tip over on top of you!

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You would gain greater serenity, in
towards the world and people.

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But there are these problems
with the parishioners...

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I recently saw a woman getting herself
pulling up the garter in the sacristy.

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A nice thigh, that's all
say. But he began to scold me:

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"You dirty pig, do you want to turn around?"

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I still don't understand
why I had to turn around.

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There... and we'll cut this one off at the knees.

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We are like doctors here.

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And marriage is beautiful too
when the children arrive.

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How beautiful it is when, your son
is brought in by the police,

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and you're scared at the thought of your daughter

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can get pregnant by someone.

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- Can I tear your shoes to pieces?
- No, Hanta, not those.

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But if you want, take that angel
up there and clip its wings.

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I had put it aside to do
fire, I'll tear it to pieces anyway.

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It is consecrated...

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Nobody wants it, but it burns like gasoline.

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I miss this!

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Clipping an angel's wings
to light the fire,

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and then attach the legs to it, or
an arm with the index finger pointing.

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But the bigger problems
I have them with drunkards.

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They are shouting at the door of the cathedral.

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And the deacon, all red in the face, says:

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"You see, sacristan, we are Christians,
and we have to endure many things."

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The dean doesn't care, and I have to fix it.

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Cut an angel in half!
I expect to see him bleed.

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It's just the first time you've done it.

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Hanta, you made me really happy.

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Sure, sure.

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Found the budget sheet?

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To hell with the Budget, I lost Pepicek!

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So what do girls show?

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The best movie they've ever shown.

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"The Hunchback".

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Eight bags of wrappers
for ice cream every day.

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Pepicek, where are you?

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Pepicek!

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They cut them into pieces!

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How can they tear them apart?

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The sacristan says she asked for it!

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Vandals!

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Halfway.

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And the two halves into two more halves.

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But next week
there will be another good movie.

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They will show Hamlet.

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The girls of "Eden" say
which is a very romantic film.

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Not at all, Madam, not
nothing was found.

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If I just think about the things there
brought people up to date!

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Not on purpose, but by accident!

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An Aerovka engine
cleaned, shoes, a radio,

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coupons for 500,000 liters of diesel.

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And once they even threw diamonds
worth one and a half million.

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Hey, a goose!

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Almighty God! Marenka!

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There.

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Seven investigators searched
those 12 tons of paper.

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Piece by piece. A week.

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And they found nothing.

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It would be easier to find the elixir of
long life, or the goose that lays the golden eggs.

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Venousek!

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Pepicek! It's Pepicek!

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They tore it apart, into little pieces.

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So you know all the movies huh?

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No, not at all! I'm not going to
cinema, I'm more for the theatre.

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So how do you know
Which film is good and which is not?

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The best film is the one that gives
eight bags of ice cream wrappers,

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instead a bad one, only two.

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It will take an hour to
weigh everything. How much is there?

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I will buy it after evaluating it.

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- 17 quintals.
- Sixteen! - Okay.

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- Oh! Good morning, Madam!
- Hello, Frantisek.

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Is he your ex-husband?

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- No, he is my first hairdresser.
- Hair salon?

247
00:18:28,788 --> 00:18:31,574
I had twelve rooms, two
waiter and a hairdresser.

248
00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:34,239
Every day the gardener came in saying:

249
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"What flowers should I cut ma'am?"

250
00:18:36,627 --> 00:18:39,688
Good Jesus, then you did it
the end of these books.

251
00:18:39,733 --> 00:18:41,876
Before they were 10.50 a piece,

252
00:18:41,896 --> 00:18:44,561
and today they are worth 20 heller per kilo.

253
00:18:45,132 --> 00:18:48,547
I am also the owner of
a carousel and a shooting gallery.

254
00:18:48,718 --> 00:18:52,252
I could have done it too
two starting from that.

255
00:19:04,606 --> 00:19:06,689
Health and good things, sons of good women!

256
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:08,629
I've been gone a while.

257
00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:10,734
They locked up the boss, he went crazy.

258
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:15,109
He tore some protected angels to pieces
from the public monuments office.

259
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,240
Bitter wine!

260
00:19:18,781 --> 00:19:20,865
What happens?

261
00:19:21,909 --> 00:19:26,451
We all need to be kind
with each other, grumpy people.

262
00:19:27,371 --> 00:19:29,455
We will close the place.

263
00:19:31,582 --> 00:19:33,665
We'll make it a cabaret.

264
00:19:33,999 --> 00:19:36,086
...or we will sell second quality gold.

265
00:19:36,524 --> 00:19:37,987
"They locked up the boss"...

266
00:19:38,007 --> 00:19:41,046
Maybe it's like when you have
said I got pregnant?

267
00:19:41,150 --> 00:19:43,235
But, dear lady, how could I?

268
00:19:43,881 --> 00:19:46,419
And if I did, it was a misunderstanding.

269
00:19:46,717 --> 00:19:48,803
I would never say that, after all!

270
00:19:50,387 --> 00:19:53,177
I meant spiritually, that you were pregnant.

271
00:19:53,596 --> 00:19:56,618
Yes, yes. It really was
bad, what you said about me.

272
00:19:56,974 --> 00:20:00,618
- "He has a baby"
- Dear Lord, it's all a mistake.

273
00:20:01,103 --> 00:20:03,488
I definitely didn't say he had a baby.

274
00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:07,037
And if so, then it's just moles
your thoughts, loving lady.

275
00:20:07,149 --> 00:20:09,273
And it is also for his refined thoughts

276
00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:12,819
that I brought her refined nourishment.

277
00:20:17,239 --> 00:20:19,323
- So what do you take?
- I'll let you decide.

278
00:20:19,489 --> 00:20:21,575
- Vermouth?
- All right.

279
00:20:23,368 --> 00:20:26,451
- Are they love novels?
- Pure passion.

280
00:20:26,953 --> 00:20:29,850
Both "The Fate of Magda" and
"Broken Ties" are similar.

281
00:20:30,060 --> 00:20:33,200
But there is also a champion
first class here for you.

282
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,398
"The Baron Bramoso".

283
00:20:35,418 --> 00:20:37,501
I can't last until the evening, darling.

284
00:20:37,668 --> 00:20:39,828
Can you summarize it?

285
00:20:42,422 --> 00:20:46,996
It was a calm, clear night of love.

286
00:20:48,218 --> 00:20:51,134
Vilma opened the door
on the terrace, and called:

287
00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:53,597
"Baron!"

288
00:20:54,306 --> 00:20:58,384
But then he said: "Baron,
these words are not for you.

289
00:20:58,642 --> 00:21:04,202
"Think about your life. You are married, and I am
I am nothing but an honored maiden."

290
00:21:06,856 --> 00:21:09,893
You know what, sweetie? Today
I'll buy you lunch.

291
00:21:10,234 --> 00:21:12,356
But the baron knelt down, and said:

292
00:21:12,568 --> 00:21:15,272
"Vilma, not love
it diminishes honor, indeed."

293
00:21:15,945 --> 00:21:20,001
And then the Baroness entered exclaiming:

294
00:21:20,492 --> 00:21:24,534
"Vilma! You accept visits
nightlife by married men?

295
00:21:24,786 --> 00:21:27,275
"Yes, I did, so have faith."

296
00:21:28,850 --> 00:21:30,854
And then what happened, dear?

297
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:34,116
A terrible misfortune,
that I'm afraid to tell.

298
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,907
Don't leave anything out.

299
00:21:37,878 --> 00:21:40,248
I've already had two husbands buried.

300
00:21:40,587 --> 00:21:41,903
Well?

301
00:21:41,923 --> 00:21:44,008
One can see right away
that you are a real lady.

302
00:21:49,301 --> 00:21:52,054
And in the last chapter, my dear Lady,

303
00:21:52,305 --> 00:21:56,680
the baroness calls the dying Vilma:

304
00:21:57,391 --> 00:22:00,593
"Vilma, don't deny it!

305
00:22:01,768 --> 00:22:03,854
"You took the poison."

306
00:22:06,314 --> 00:22:10,183
And Vilma sighs...

307
00:22:11,525 --> 00:22:14,728
I swear! I only have two cats here.

308
00:22:14,945 --> 00:22:17,906
The third was a male who went
to drown himself in the river yesterday...

309
00:22:18,323 --> 00:22:21,024
Calm down, boss. But, you know...

310
00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:25,650
It is said that some cats
men have gone crazy here.

311
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:28,227
It is not allowed to have 12 male cats.

312
00:22:28,332 --> 00:22:30,416
There are rules. Take note!

313
00:22:31,206 --> 00:22:34,217
- Come and sign this for me.
- Hanta is always the same

314
00:22:34,833 --> 00:22:38,261
He's already gone around telling the story
how I put a live cat in a cast,

315
00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:41,620
how I gave him a cold compress,
put valerian drops in your ears,

316
00:22:42,464 --> 00:22:46,081
and how the cat went crazy and
he bit 30 boys from the infirmary.

317
00:22:46,925 --> 00:22:49,011
Shall I sign here?

318
00:22:49,845 --> 00:22:51,929
Kittens!

319
00:22:56,057 --> 00:22:59,257
- But you should bring him to us, seriously.
- Who, Hanta?

320
00:23:00,143 --> 00:23:02,677
No, that cat!

321
00:23:03,104 --> 00:23:08,476
The tablets won't help him anyway,
we will kill him without making him suffer.

322
00:23:09,566 --> 00:23:12,059
Zaaac, and it's all over.

323
00:23:12,818 --> 00:23:15,272
Give him some water, boss,
or it will start squawking.

324
00:23:18,822 --> 00:23:20,387
I must have done something wrong...

325
00:23:20,407 --> 00:23:22,492
Health and good things, freaks!

326
00:23:22,627 --> 00:23:24,577
So what has Otousek been up to?

327
00:23:24,597 --> 00:23:26,933
Pepicek! It's Pepicek!

328
00:23:27,455 --> 00:23:29,539
I haven't found it yet.

329
00:25:21,740 --> 00:25:24,445
Boss, in six months I'll be in
able to build a house.

330
00:25:25,577 --> 00:25:29,823
Yeah, and then I have these doors
burnt from the stove.

331
00:25:30,205 --> 00:25:32,103
They weigh a good two kilos!

332
00:25:32,123 --> 00:25:34,499
What a fool I was, paying
bricks as if they were paper!

333
00:25:35,751 --> 00:25:37,836
By God, stop the press!

334
00:25:39,170 --> 00:25:42,040
-Did you say something?
- Criminal!

335
00:25:44,590 --> 00:25:48,290
Mama! They're pressing
Pepicek in the basement!

336
00:25:49,177 --> 00:25:52,710
Be careful! We could have
turn you into a carpet.

337
00:25:53,679 --> 00:25:56,265
Don't cry! Here it is, mom.

338
00:26:02,603 --> 00:26:06,349
Pepicek, my son, do you understand? You understand?!

339
00:26:07,188 --> 00:26:09,469
But why did you take mine
budget sheet from the table?

340
00:26:10,483 --> 00:26:13,130
Stupid! Speak, are you listening to me?

341
00:26:13,860 --> 00:26:17,272
Now you will look for it sheet
per sheet, if necessary.

342
00:26:17,530 --> 00:26:19,614
And don't cry! There's no reason!

343
00:27:52,596 --> 00:27:56,722
A statue like this defeats
boredom and suicidal tendencies.

344
00:28:00,852 --> 00:28:04,136
Yep, Hanta, hold on
on the attack of eternity:

345
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:08,265
only a pure creation can achieve this.

346
00:28:10,524 --> 00:28:16,063
A person must be full of
fertile silence and creative tranquility.

347
00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:19,823
There...

348
00:28:19,990 --> 00:28:23,275
And so ends the philosophy of
"pork, bread dumplings and sauerkraut".

349
00:28:25,118 --> 00:28:28,849
People who don't know how to try
the joy of pure creation,

350
00:28:29,184 --> 00:28:31,268
they make me feel sorry for them.

351
00:28:31,497 --> 00:28:35,328
Such an individual, my friend, if
had thought about himself,

352
00:28:36,167 --> 00:28:38,844
he would cry over his sad fate.

353
00:28:41,004 --> 00:28:43,398
Indeed, Hanta,
I feel sorry for you too.

354
00:28:44,173 --> 00:28:46,628
That you were excluded from such joy,

355
00:28:47,341 --> 00:28:49,426
from such happiness.

356
00:28:52,971 --> 00:28:56,552
You're always just full
of surprises and provocations.

357
00:28:58,891 --> 00:29:01,464
Yes, and that's bad.

358
00:29:02,977 --> 00:29:05,063
An inadequate defense

359
00:29:05,647 --> 00:29:09,201
against the powerful attack of the infinite.

360
00:29:11,650 --> 00:29:13,735
Understood?

361
00:29:37,940 --> 00:29:40,026
Here, little goose!

362
00:29:40,879 --> 00:29:42,963
Little goose, little goose, little goose!

363
00:30:01,935 --> 00:30:04,804
Rise up, gentleman, it is
your last chance!

364
00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:07,106
Three shots, one crown.

365
00:30:07,232 --> 00:30:09,316
Everyone can have a drink!

366
00:30:54,013 --> 00:30:56,097
Point!

367
00:31:32,561 --> 00:31:33,761
END

368
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